What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:20

-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is every human messed up in some way?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger